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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Top Ten Ways Jews can Fight Jewish Boycott


( I found this and it cracked me up! Very funny)


by Jake Novak
10) Begin counter-boycott of Hellmann's Mayonnaise and Wonder Bread

9) Stop supporting all the Presbyterian comedians... oh wait, there aren't any!

8) Wear white shoes after Labor Day

7) Stop serving watercress sandwiches at Shabbat Kiddush

6) Replace Muzak in Jewish doctor's offices with Klezmer CD's

5) Secretly replace all references to John Calvin in Presbyterian doctrine with "Calvin Klein"

4) Initiate hostile takeover of L.L. Bean

3) Crash the next party at the country club

2) Water down the booze in junior's sippy cup

1) Let them do their own damn taxes!



The "Top 10" above was published in my Jewish Week column last month (May, 2005). And I did get some hate mail for it. Of course, I shrugged it off because if anyone doesn't see the humor in a church group that said nothing during the Holocaust deciding it can make moral pronouncements against Jews anywhere... than I don't see where you're going to see it. I'm no fan of moral relativisim, but if you're going to bash another group moral activities, check your own balance sheet first.

3 Comments:

Blogger yochanan said...

some things never change leftist anti-zionism is just plain old anti-semitism

10:13 PM  
Blogger Jack's Shack said...

Nice list. ;)

10:55 PM  
Blogger Shosh said...

hey, thanks for visiting! I love the list, btw :)

7:51 AM  

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